25 Small Things Your SO Does That Are Annoying AF


She leaves the empty ice tray in the sink every time it gets empty and never refills it. I don’t even use ice!


When she reads medical journals, she reads them aloud very softly. Fine, whatever. But then she denies making any noise at all. That drives me batty.


He says he doesn’t like something then I catch him eating my watermelon!


Constantly needing to clean, even when it’s very obviously not the most important task at hand. Last night she was having issues with pain during pregnancy and we were directed to go to the hospital for tests. She spent 30 mins organizing the blankets and shit in the house before we could go. It drives me up the wall, but she lets me touch her butt so it’s okay.


He won’t answer my texts. It’s not a big enough issue at first, but honestly in the long run it’s really frustrating and ridiculous. Like, I can understand you work, but if you can’t even take a minute out of your day even to just say good morning/goodnight, then what’s the point in staying really?

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.