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25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

21.

If you sneeze while you pee = you have to clean the bathroom and change your pants.

22.

Eyes ahead. Always. Learn the pattern on the wall, read the poster in front of you, notice small imperfections on the wall. But never look at another man’s penis.

23.

Shrinkage is real.

24.

Even as a gay man, women’s tits are awesome.

25.

Skirts look really comfortable. Kilts need to make a comeback.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.