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25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager

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One of these days you will find a special someone. When you do, drop out of high school, marry her, and start having kids. Money won’t bring you happiness, all you need is love. And heroin, Kurt Cobain made his best music on it.

7.

Hormones don’t affect you that much, you totally are in love with that girl you’ve never talked to.

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If you have a crush on a girl, get her pregnant. You’ll be bound & in love for life. If you have a crush on a boy, put out without protection because “it feels better.” You’ll be bound & in love for life.

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For a boy : She says no but her eyes say yes.

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For a girl : Oh, yes definitely you can go with your boyfriend whom we’ve never met and 16 other people in this cabin near the lake. We trust them, everything will be in control.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.