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25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager

16.

Try really hard to be cool because in ten years your main goal in life will still be to be really cool and popular, not looking forward to a quiet night in with the kids in bed early, accompanied by track pants and a massive bag of Doritos.

17.

Life is really short so if you don’t find a boyfriend/girlfriend soon then you’ll be on the shelf for life. As soon as you’ve found someone, tie them down and marry them. First relationships are always the best anyway. You’ll never find anyone better than your first love. For girls, the best way to tie a man down is to get pregnant. You should also do this because your biological clock is ticking and if you don’t have kids before you’re 24 it’ll be too late.

18.

Shooting heroin makes you look cool.

19.

Tattoos on your face are cool. And if you tattoo “Bang Meth” across your forehead, people will leave you alone and no one will ever pick on you.

20.

You should always reply to every comment ever posted on any of your posts.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.