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27 Baby Names That Will Make You Want To Punch The Parent In The Face

18.

Khaleesi. I love the show, but really?? Come on. And how many Bellas can the world stand? Just let the Twilight trend go, please.

19.

I worked with a woman named Bleaches. She was nearly 50. Yes, that was her given name.

20.

Stupid spellings of normal names, mostly. Want to name your kid Jackson, great. That’s a fine name, but don’t spell it Jaxson or Jaksyn just so he can be unique. And stop with all the E’s (Ashlee, Rylee, Haylee, etc.). It’s not cute, it’s just confusing for your 5 year old trying to learn to spell.

21.

I am a teacher, and there is this new trend it seems of naming your kid like a 17th century profession. Some names of students I have had: Hunter, Trapper, Fisher, Cooper, Chandler, Saddler, Wrangler. No, I am not kidding. Forgot Tanner and Mason

22.

I come from Singapore and millennials here are getting real creative with small-human names. My friend knows a Salsabelle. Yes, you read that right. S A L S A B E L L E. I don’t know what else to say but sorry.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.