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27 Embarrassing Sexual Things Children Had to Explain to Their Parents

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My BDSM fetish after they found my search history.

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Rim jobs. Thankfully only had to explain to one of them, while discussing why women can enjoy anal sex.

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Ex-gf had to explain why there was a charge from the ER for sewing up a tear on/near her anus. Because it was anal sex without enough lube. And her mom, bless her heart, without missing a beat said, “Honey, if it’s that big, use 2 different lubes, and a lot of it.”

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Always religiously cleared the history after I’d been striking the pink match, as there was only one computer for everyone back in them days…. Except one time I forgot. And my mum called me in to explain about 500 history entries. I was about 17 so had no real niche. It was a combination of any adult site I could find alongside early shock sites like Rotten. All in all it made me look like a real deviant!

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Apparently the term to “hook up” used to be analogous to “meet up”, at least for my parent’s generation. I had to let them know it wasn’t really appropriate to ask loudly if my friend’s and I had “hooked up together” last week.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.