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27 Examples That Prove Children Really Are Evil

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“OMG what is wrong with your tooth it’s gone gold” we saw my work friend in the street and she has a gold crown. She smiled and explained it to him, we carried on talking but he was staring at her and kept interrupting us to talk about her tooth.

21.

My girlfriend (when she was 3) upon being asked to eat her vegetables told her dad that she will sh*t on his d*ck.

22.

My former brother-in-law, who was 4 at the time, herded his whole family into a room, turned off the light, and proceeded to piss all over my feet when I was 20 years old.

23.

A little boy (grade 3) in the middle of a get-together we were at noticed one of the other adults getting out of his Mercedes at the venue. He asks his dad, loudly, “How much do you earn? Not enough, otherwise we’d have that car.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.