27 Examples That Prove Children Really Are Evil

24.

My 3 year old asking my cousin who was wearing a bikini “why do you look like a zebra?” They were serious stretch marks.

25.

At a school play, a 8 year old boy called a little girl a racial slur right in front of her entire family. His parents yelled at him and he cursed at them and ran away. The parents didn’t even bother to apologize to the girl and her family, they just walked off like it didn’t happen.

26.

My aunt ran into a friend from high school and after they said their goodbyes, my little cousin looks at my aunt and says, “She’s the same age as you? How come you look so much older?”

27.

My 8 year old niece telling someone that since he didn’t marry or have kids, he was a failure at life.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.