Ugh — people are the absolute worst. We’re loud, impatient, oblivious, and just gahddamn annoying sometimes. While some are more bearable than others, there are always those select few who just don’t know what the f*ck is going on around them. Like, maybe don’t crunch your popcorn in the theater when it’s dead silent and the protagonist is coming up on an existential revelation. Let me weep to Meryl Streep in peace for f*cks sake!
And to be honest, there’s nothing more fun than b*tching about those who annoy the sh*t out of you to other like-minded and irritated friends. “Did you SEE what she posted on Facebook? It’s like — we don’t give AF about your egg white protein shake and three hour gym session, Jessica. Go be a healthy person somewhere else!”
So, the next time you’re at the grocery store, merging onto the highway, going out in public with your kids — just make sure that you’re not “that person.” No one likes the dude who checks out in the 15 items or less line with a full cart of groceries. Don’t be the cretin who doesn’t use their blinker or drives slow AF on the highway. And please, PLZ, get control of your kid who’s over there sh*tting on the floor at Costco. Everyone thanks you in advance.
