27 NSFW Things Witnessed At Parties

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There are so many types of parties out there in the world, ranging from fancy to dirty AF. But the best parties of all, regardless of the setting, are the ones in which people get incredibly f*cked up and do ridiculously insane and noteworthy things.

You know what I’m talking about. That person that pukes in an urn, or the people that start a giant orgy in a hot tub. The parties that consist of the type of sh*t you would NEVER consider doing sober. But once alcohol is involved, anything can happen. And sure, sometimes it sucks to wake up and find out the horribly disgusting things you did the night before. But you know what is fun? Getting to witness other people do ridiculous things.

The following 27 people witnessed crazy NSFW things at parties. The kind of things you would never write home about, but just tell all your friends, even those on the internet that you’ve never met, because who doesn’t like to hear about other people being idiots?

Here are 27 of the most NSFW things witnessed at parties:


1.

Friend hired a prostitute for his bday party and she proceeded to bang any guy who wanted it. None of them even knew, they all thought she was some chick who was visiting from Georgia. They still tell the story like she wasn’t a prostitute.

2.

I was too young to be at a party and this girl ran out of one of the kitchen buck naked started twerking on the wall, her boyfriend rushed into the room literally picked up his GF and started to carry her to his car the whole time they were walking to the car she kept yelling about how she couldn’t wait for the d*ck tonight. I was 14 visiting my 19 yr old cousin… I wasn’t ready.

3.

Halloween night. After drunken truth or dare. I walked in on my SO’s brother and cousin going to town on eachother.

4.

A cast party for the theater department at my university lead to an orgy (4 guys 5 girls).

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.