27 NSFW Things Witnessed At Parties

15.

I was at a halloween party in the last year of high school, where two friends of mine had a threesome with a girl in the bathtub while one other girl watched. Thats how my friend lost his virginity.

16.

Walked in on the host’s parents going at it. Can’t be unseen.

17.

Walked in on a girl taking a dump on a guy.

18.

A woman with no pants on running out of my friend’s bedroom shouting “Too much dick!”

19.

Girl came over, got wayyyy too drunk took off all her clothes & started masturbating on my stairs and then on the couch and then back on my stairs. Then she fell down said stairs. We tried putting her to bed before all this went down. But she kept coming back out, each time with less and less clothes on. Eventually we all just kinda ignored her and let her do her thing.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.