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27 NSFW Things Witnessed At Parties

20.

Dude ran to the bathroom, yelled “I gotta shit!” then pulled his pants down, sat his ass on the toilet, and puked on the floor in front of him. Realizing his mistake, he stood up, faced the toilet to puke, and shat on the floor behind him.

21.

Seen 2 blokes trying to get a girl in to bed (not at the same time) the one who actually did came back after and threw the used condom in the other blokes face and says smell what you could have won.

22.

Some chick was having a house party while her parents were out of town and she was in her teens. Invited like half the school.. She was a typical stuck up bitch that didn’t really have “real” friends just a bunch of fake ones. Anyways this one guy is having a good time being reasonable and she doesn’t like him so she has a bunch of people just starting to treat him like shit. He then gets told to leave and he’s like I gotta use the bathroom first! And there is currently all bathrooms occupied so she tells him to leave he can’t use the washroom. The dude then said oh there’s a urinal here and proceeds to punch a hole in the wall and pisses in it.

23.

Someone did a bump of coke in the bathroom, then took off all his clothes and ran around the house. The reason why the police were called was because this was at a 13 year olds birthday party.
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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.