Fashion (or FASHUN) gives people the ability to express themselves creatively through design and color, it keeps us clothed and entertained, and it's hella fun and easy to judge. Sure, we can't all have an exorbitant amount of money to stay dressed in the slickest threads, but some clothing disasters should just never have happened in the first place.
Remember that beautiful floral print maxi dress that you bought while on vacation? It shined like the rainbow and made you feel fancy AF. Only problem is — that big flower on your butt looks exactly like a huge, hairy a**hole. I mean, how could you have known? And why didn't your friends or boyfriend or husband or literally anyone on the street tell you? Maybe because they thought you were into it? Or maybe they just wanted to Snapchat a picture of it, laugh, and then move on with their lives. Jerks.
So the next time you're at the mall and come across a shirt that makes you want to shield your eyes and cry — take a picture first and post it on the internet. The great thing about fashion is how subjective it is. One person might think your hairy a**hole dress was the most disgusting and repugnant thing to ever happen, while another person might want to use it as a bridesmaid dress. Either way, who really gives a f*ck about what other people think about your clothing? If there's an awkward accidental “dick” made out of the Leaning Tower of Pisa on your leggings, rock that sh*t with pride!
