These Are The Worst Clothing Disasters You Will Ever See

7. My favorite animal in the jungle is definitely LABIA… err, I mean a flamingo? Nah, it’s labia.

8. Who’s idea was it to place red flowers on the bottom of a white dress? I I’d run up to her with a big maxi pad for sure.

9. To be fair, it does take quite a lot of patience and determination, both facets of love, to fist someone.

10. Wife: “All our customers were so cheery today! They all smiled!” Husband: — and then I saw her shirt with her cardigan.

11. HOW MAY I F*CKING HELP YOU? My kind of customer service.

12. “It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.