Hotel workers always seem to get the sh*tty end of the stick. Entitled guests, used condoms strewn across what seems like every hotel room ever, and minibar fiascos galore — the list of perpetual complaining guests and annoyances goes on.
I don’t know what it is about hotels that make people think they can do whatever the f*ck they want, but please don’t drink the liquor bottles in the mini fridge and then fill them back up with your piss. And definitely don’t poop in the drawers/bathtub/sink/floors. Why anyone would have to explain these things to an adult in the first place baffles me.
So whether you’re in hotel maintenance, a housekeeper, bellboy or valet — I sincerely apologize for all of the spring breakers, all of the couples who banged and tossed the condom on the floor, all of the parents who let their kids run through the corridors late at night, and especially for the pr*ck in the lobby who keeps undermining your authority.
If you do any of these 27 things at a hotel, you might be an a**hole:
Nope, you’re DEFINITELY and a**hole.
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