27 People Admit The Worst Reason They Ever Had Sex With Someone

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When it comes to sex, we all do it for different reasons. Sometimes we love the person, sometimes we feel as if we’re supposed to, and sometimes we’re just horny AF.

There are seriously so many reasons, and some could be considered pretty shitty. So, what constitutes a bad reason? I’d say, having sex with someone you don’t actually want to have sex with makes it a bad reason. So someone you feel obligated to bang, or someone you pitty f*ck is definitely a crappy reason.

Although there are other reasons some may consider stupid, those ones probably aren’t all that bad, as long as you actually want to bang the person, and the sex is consensual. So if someone is named Storm, and that’s why you WANT to bang her, then freaking do it! As long as you’re both DTF, why the hell not go for it?

But if you are banging someone you’re definitely not interested in because the person paid your utility bill for you, or you just feel bad for the person, then maybe rethink the whole thing.

These 27 people had sex with someone for dumb reasons:


Because her name was Storm. I walked around drunkenly that night, telling all my buddies I had “the X-man dick.”


She was in a leg cast and I thought “what a challenge”.


She drove a long distance to meet me.


Because she was there, and she kind of followed me home. Me: “I’m gonna bounce” Her: “Great, I love your place.” Me: “Okay”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.