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27 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done and Blamed on Someone

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I ate my friends whole birthday cake and blamed it on his brother.

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A few nights ago, the bf and I were on the couch and I “squeaked one out”. I was sitting under a blanket and everything, so I expected to go undetected. Magically, as soon as our kitten walked over, the blanket lost it’s ability to hold in the smell and literally the most horrifying scent wafted into the air. My boyfriend stared at the kitten and told her she smelled bad.

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Wrote my name on the fireplace with a marks-a-lot when I was maybe 5 years old and blamed it on my mentally ill aunt who was living with us.

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It was our last day of High School and we decided to play a prank on one of our teachers who was constantly on our backs. We went to the local supermarket, bought a massive fish and taped it into place behind the radiator. It was myself and friend that were behind the prank but there was this really annoying guy, Marc, in our class who was determined to be the class clown and make sure everyone remembered him for being the “funny guy”. So we left for the summer feeling sorry for whoever had to clean it up. A couple of friends who knew we were behind the fish radiator told us a couple of days later that Marc (the annoying guy) had been telling everyone that he’d done it and was taking all the credit. Sure enough about 3 weeks later when the cleaners had returned to the school to start their massive cleaning operation before all the students came back, they found our delightfully fishy radiator surprise. Everyone in our year received a phone call from the Head Teacher saying that if he didn’t get the name for who was responsible, we would all be brought in to clean it. Obviously no one wanted this to happen so everyone gave Marc’s name, including me. Now he’s not remembered for an amazing prank, he’s just the guy who had to clean up rotting fish from behind a radiator in school.

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My mother and I helped my sister move out to Colorado a few years ago. We had an extra day before we’d fly back home, so we went to visit a national park that was nearby. We do the touristy sh*t, then head to the gift store. I split off from them to look around since they prefer mugs and such, but I wanted to find a postcard with a view I had seen. I come back later to find my sister is pissed at my mom, and my mom looks all happy with herself. Apparently my mom had done a really loud and deep belch, then turned to my sister and said “OH MY GOD, why did you do that?!” since no one had seen her.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.