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27 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done and Blamed on Someone

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My girlfriend had bought a vase, she thought it was very pretty. I knocked it over by accident and blamed the cat. Hell, I blame the cat every time I knock something over. She thinks he is a clumsy a**hole, but, in reality, I am.

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When I was 10… I threw a metal Mickey Mouse figurine I found on the ground across the schoolyard… I hit a Mormon missionary in the head… I blamed it on some random kid… I still lose sleep over it.

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The year was 1997 and I was just an 8th grade girl. This particular day was not a good one for me. For you see, I woke up with a terrible stomach ache and lower-intestinal crampage. I toughed it out and went to school. Fast forward to homeroom. My intestines decide to start bubbling and growling – I had to fart. I did my very best to make sure it was silent. Unfortunately, as the saying goes, “Silent but Deadly” rings far too true. The massive, silent fart squeaked out without incident until it drifted North and hit my nose. I almost gagged. Soon, my entire row was complaining of the stink. I turned around, looked at the kid sitting behind me, and audibly blamed him. No one ever accused me of anything. I got away with it.

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In third grade, I cheated on my buddy’s exam but then when the teacher asked about it I said he was the one who copied off of me.

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My brother used to melt crayons on the lamp in his room. My parents would come home and the house would smell HORRIBLE. My brother blamed it on me saying that I broke into his room and did it to frame him. My parents knew that he was lying but they wanted to see if they went along with him and punished me instead if he would confess rather than see me get beat. That bastard stood there and watched me get belted for something he did.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.