27 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done and Blamed on Someone

24.

I threw a rock at my brother and missed but some how i managed to bust the window out of my parents minivan instead. I just went on about my buisness and then came back hours later and was all “what happened to the van.” Then i told my pops that i saw some kids throwing rocks and he bought it.

25.

When I was in middle school, we had this cute little puppy and I was snuggling with it and it ripped my nose. Yes, its vicious little teeth sank into my nose. The next day comes around and my mom asked what happened to my nose. Tactically thinking ahead, I knew if I told her it was the dog, she would have to be put down, so I blamed it on one of my neighbors. We used to play Lord of The Rings games in our backyards. So I said that he stabbed my nose with his stick. She was horrified. Still haven’t told a single person.

26.

I was at my friend’s house in the 5th grade. I was walking by his dad’s computer and accidentally kicked his wireless remote’s USB plug that connected the two, breaking the USB end. I moved it back into place to avoid it being noticed. Later, my friend’s little sister received the blame, and punishment for it. I just stood there and watched..

27.

One time I was at a friend’s house and I realized she had no toilet paper after I had already pooped. So I used her curtain to wipe my ass. The worst part is, her parents saw the stain and thought her autistic sister did it. I didn’t correct them.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.