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27 People Confess Secrets They’re Taking to The Grave

24.

When I was 16 I was in a relationship with a man older than my father. I’m getting married soon. And he still mopes around and says how much he loves me and will never find someone like me. It’s annoying, but also makes me feel guilty as hell.

25.

I was in a circle jerk with two of my closest friends in middle school. I don’t regret it, but I won’t tell anybody.

26.

A friend had an abortion before her marriage. Her husband doesn’t know. It was his kid. She swore me to secrecy.

27.

After my girlfriend died, I went to our apartment before her super religious parents could get there and retrieved all the bongs and pipes and stuff so they wouldn’t know she was smoking. She was also pregnant.
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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.