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27 People Confess The Silliest Reason Why They’ve Had To Stop In The Middle Of Sex

7.

While doing it from behind, accidentally rammed my penis into her lower butt cheek. It hurt so much, I actually thought I bent it in half. I didn’t. But I needed time to recover.

8.

In the middle of sex, I suddenly got very wet. “Oh shit, I think my period just came.” Check sheets, Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over them. No sex that night.

9.

I couldn’t keep going with Forest Gump going on in the background. I still have yet to finish that movie. Lost my virginity that day though.

10.

I made a noise that was a cross between a moan and the grudge and choking sounds. We were laughing so hard we couldn’t go on.

11.

I was riding him and bent forward to kiss him and made the space between my boobs and his chest make a fart sound and we had to stop because we couldn’t stop laughing.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.