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27 People Confess The Silliest Reason Why They’ve Had To Stop In The Middle Of Sex

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She was on top going cowgirl when all the sudden she stops and looks down at me with a concerned look on her face. I immediately asked what was wrong very much concerned I had hurt her or she had hurt herself. She says “I have to fart.” So I told her to do it. It vibrated my balls. We couldn’t continue because we were laughing too much.

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Cat jumped on the bed to see what all the commotion was about.

19.

My daughter kept finding ways to open our bedroom door when she was supposed to be asleep, so we took the door knob off our door (it’s an old house so it’s easy to do.) some how my little 2 year old daughter found another nob and fit it into the door and opened it.

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The farmer who’s field we were parked in showed up and we had to make a run for it.

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You know those overlapping fabric gaps in some men’s underwear? Like a fly without a zip. So in the heat of the moment I’m kneeling over my mostly naked girlfriend and I decided it would be great to pop it out of the gap in my underwear. Instead of her grabbing my dick as it had panned out in my mind she damn near pissed herself laughing at my boner sticking out of the middle of these bright yellow briefs I had on. She was laughing so much we couldn’t have sex, bit we still have a laugh at it whenever we remember (or when I wear the underwear).

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.