My girlfriend loves to play with herself while we’re doing doggy style, so I’m used to feeling a hand brush my junk every once in a while during sex. This one time we were getting close to finishing when I felt a little pinch near the part where the tip meets the shaft of the cock. I pulled out and looked and her finger nail snagged the edge of my cock and I was bleeding. A lot. Mostly because I was hard. So I stopped and went to the bathroom, cleaned it up, lost my hard on and my girlfriend asked what was up, and after I showed her, she immediately started clipping and filing her nails. We laugh about it now but it was less than entertaining when it happened. 23.
My (now ex) girlfriend and I were going at it and our pet pot bellied pig put his nose pretty much in in my butt. I jumped due to shock, and our pig (Truffles) got spooked and went to run. He went under my legs and stepped on her inner thigh. nobody was seriously hurt, but we were pretty shocked and started laughing. 24.
She left her music on “shuffle all,” which worked fine, until the Woody Woodpecker theme song came on. 25.
The guys in the other rooms on my dorm floor clapping and chanting my name. Between the thin walls and the echoing vents, you could hold a conversation with at least a few rooms on either side of you without having to raise your voice and this girl wasn’t a quite one. I was the first one to bring a girl into the dorms that year, in an all male building. We only stopped for a minute to laugh and turn some loud music on. 26.
Delivery Indian food that was supposed to arrive in 45-60 minutes arrived in more like 12 minutes. 27.
She grabbed my cock, tapped it 3 times and spoke into it: “is this thing on?” It was over due to tears of laughter before it began! Back to Top