27 People Confess The Weirdest Things They Do When They’re Alone

People are f*cking weirdos, man. In the privacy of our own homes, when no one is watching — we feel free to let our freak flag fly high and proud because WHY NOT, AMIRITE?

There’s no one there to judge you, laugh at you, or be scared of you for your utterly strange and amazing quirks. Ever wanted to eat soup merely by shoving your entire face in it while vehemently laughing? You can do that! Ever pretend that you’re a famous actor getting interviewed about your latest movie? Was the interviewer your dog? SO CHILL, MAN.

When we’re alone, we can do all the crazy and weird sh*t that might embarrass us around other people. For some people, though, that means raising the bar to a whole new level of zany. Like the dude who has political debates with his pet gerbil. I mean, they do seem like they would be quite bipartisan.

These 27 people prove that, behind closed doors, there are no rules or limitations for getting weird AF:





Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.