If you’re not born into millions and are physically able to work, chances are — you have a job. And good for you! You are a productive member of society! Hoorah! Although, wouldn’t we all just like to be sipping piña coladas on the beach listening to a Drake remix by Jimmy Buffet or the like. A girl can wish.
But sometimes, you get stuck working a terrible job that pays no money and sucks the living soul right out of you. I mean, have you ever been to a call center? Yeah, no thank you.
Maybe you’re the guy who has to remove chicken butt holes on the assembly line at the slaughter house. Yeah — that’s a thing. Or maybe you’ve cleaned up any and every human bodily fluid from a hotel room that you now have no idea what it feels like to NOT have the stench of piss and bleach on your clothes.