27 People Had to Explain Ridiculously Simple Things to Idiots

25.

That ‘best before’ is not the same as ‘use by’. Also, just smell it, and if it smells fine, it’s probably fine.

26.

I used to live in a cruise ship port in southeast Alaska. At least three or four times a summer, I would have to explain that the Alaska is a US state – so it costs the same to mail a postcard “back” to the United States and no, no one was going to stamp your passport.

27.

I had to explain to an ex that the pyramids were not built 200 years ago.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.