Sometimes, petty people take grudges to the NEXT LEVEL, y’all. But these aren’t the kind of revenge stories about murder and duty and disgrace. No — it’s about getting back at the dude in your group project who never did any work. It’s about f*cking with your annoying sibling’s toothbrush after they wrongly blamed you for something. It’s about your coworker who always steals your food from the fridge and your subsequent quest for sweet, sweet revenge.
You, like Clooney in “Ocean’s Twelve” (with less charm and good looks of course), mastermind a genius revenge on the unknowing d*cks who made your life miserable. It may not be dangerous or lucrative or dutiful, but f*ck if it doesn’t feel amazing once you stick it to them.
SO SUCK IT, CLOONEY. There’s a new (uglier and more awkward) prankster in town.