Whether you’re getting ready to try out for Extreme Couponing: College Kid Edition, or you merely like to stretch that dollar out like a piece of thin crust pizza dough, being cheap is a way of life.
Sure, it’s understandable when your grandpa doesn’t want to shell out for a new jacket or when your great aunt washes and reuses ziplock baggies — they grew up in the Great Depression era, for f*ck’s sake! Now, that trust fund hippy on the other hand? Yeah — he’s looking for quarters in vending machines and taking tips off of tables because he’s a huge twat.
Being frugal is one thing, but sometimes, people pinch their pennies to ridiculous extremes. Like, no mom, I won’t reuse the toilet paper that the football team used to TP our house with! Stop spooling it back onto the roll!