27 People Share Their Most Shallow Deal Breakers

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Bad tooth to gum ratio when smiling/laughing. It weirds me out.

15.

This guy had a really skinny bent penis. This was one of the first penises I had ever seen so it was really a terrifying moment for me. It was really bent, think C-curve. I thought it was gonna snare my vagina. This was Captain Hook’s d*ck in my mind

16.

I can’t stand girls that don’t notice their deodorant is still showing on their pits. Like, how do you not notice the leftover deodorant?!

17.

I don’t date people that only like vanilla ice cream, it’s so boring.

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I can’t stand dating girls that smell like fried foods (I’ve comes across a lot of ladies that smell like it, some how)

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.