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These 27 People Shouldn’t Try Dirty Talk in Bed

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After just having sex for the first time with new GF: “Are You Gay?” (followed by stunned silence)

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In the middle of sex I once had a guy ask, “Who are you?’ I responded with “Batman.” I am a girl. He did not laugh.

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“How big are you compared to your dad?” Last thing I wanted then and there was to be thinking of my dad’s schlong.

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“Tell me I’m black.”

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Her: “No anal tonight.” Me: “We do anal?”
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Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.