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These 27 People Shouldn’t Try Dirty Talk in Bed

15.

“DO ME LIKE A RHINO!”

16.

I am terrible for saying the wrong thing. After some prime oral sex, my SO began moving upwards so we could start having some sex, and I guess the way he positioned his hand and crawled up I just started giggling and said “You look like a stegosaurus.” Yeah, mood ruined after that.

17.

“OH CHRIS! OH CHRIS!” My name is not Chris. Not even remotely close.

18.

Every time a girl moans “don’t stop” I scream out “BELIIIIIIEVINN!” It is my belief that one day this will enable me to find what we refer to as “a keeper.”

19.

My GF and I both often confuse ownership of body parts. “I want you to put my… I mean your c*ck… in your… I mean my… oh forget it”
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Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.