These 27 People Shouldn’t Try Dirty Talk in Bed


We cuddle afterwards in her bed, when she tells me not that she was raped when she was younger (which I already knew and had talked about), but that I look like the person.


I had a bf yell “I am megatron!!!” after he came from a bj.


Drove across the state to hook up with this girl at another college I’d met on myspace. It was fun, I got drunk, met some cool people, all that good stuff. We get back to her place, do the deed, and afterward – Her: “Hehe, you know what’s funny?” Me: “What?” Her: “Our kids are going to be so confused!” Me: “Uh..” Her: “Yeah, you’re a Democrat and I’m a Republican, our kids are going to be so confused when it comes to politics!” Me: “Yeah I’m tired, I’m going to bed.”


“Looks like I’m out of peanut butter.” always puts a stop to proceedings.


A friend of mine sang ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at full volume at the point of climax for a dare

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.