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These 27 People Shouldn’t Try Dirty Talk in Bed

25.

Her: “You’re so sexy, even my dad thinks so!”

26.

“I shouldn’t have ordered enchiladas.” Knowing now how this turned out, I wish I had stopped going down on her. But no, I was stubborn, and persisted right up until the moment she proceeded to fart more or less into my mouth, prompting me to throw up a little on her p*ssy.

27.

One time after I got done going down on my bf, he decided to say “Pew pew pew” when he came on me.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.