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These 27 People Are Winning at Summer

23.

(914): Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class (1-914): that is WHY your in summer classes (914): worth it

24.

(302): I just realized that this morning is the first morning i’ve put on underwear in a week. (302): I love summer.

25.

(606): i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.

26.

(701): so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer for my d*ck.

27.

(949): it will be an insanely irressponsible summer. the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant. and even those are negotiable.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.