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27 Teachers Admit the Most Ridiculous Things Students Have Said

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My friend’s dad was teaching a health class to middle schoolers. And one kid tried being a smart ass and said, “Mr. Henderson have you ever had sex without using a condom?” Friends dad replied, ” Yes, I have two children.” And the kid says, “Yeah but did you ever have sex without a condom?”

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I’m a teacher who also works at our after school program. One of my third grade boys was arguing with another boy when he shouts, “Oh yeah!? You can just put your penis in my butt!” He was clearly serious and seemed to be under the impression that it was like a “f*ck you” type insult. The other boy fell into stunned silence, and some of the others who’d heard started snickering, but were kind enough to tell him, “dude don’t say that ever again.”

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I had a kid in my music history class say Queen Dildo instead of Queen Dido for the whole first act of the play we were reading in class. Funniest shit ever

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This reminds me of a student production of The Seagull I taught. The final line of the play is “the truth is, he’s shot himself.” Closing night, it came out as “the truth is, he’s shat himself”. Curtains fall, everybody dies (of laughter).

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My high school biology class was working on a project. I tend to chat with my class while they are working on things. A student asked, “Mr., are you married?” “Yes, for the last 8 years.” Another student asks, “Are you a virgin?” Of course, the whole class breaks up laughing. I said, “I’ve been married for 8 years, what do you think?”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.