27 Teachers Confess The Dumbest Questions A Student Has Ever Asked Them

They say there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers — but who are we kidding. People ask stupid f*cking questions all the time. And as a wonderfully tolerant and forgiving society, we mock those people relentlessly online for ever and ever and ever, amen.

As teachers from around the world can attest, kids ask the darndest things. But what happens when that college freshman asks you where China is? You hang your head and sigh at what’s to become of our future generations — that’s what. #pray4us

So shouts out to all the teachers. May you forever roll your eyes at students when they ask if ramen grows on ramen trees. If only.

These students asked some of the most bizarre, ridiculous, and monumentally idiotic questions and their teachers just CAN’T EVEN:





Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.