4. Security will take approximately seven years. But by the time you get to the front of the line, they won’t even pat you down, and you’ll wonder what the F they were even doing all this time, and why you didn’t try to sneak in more contraband.
5. No matter how early you try to get there, you will miss the set you got out of bed for. But your friends who slept in will magically get in 5 minutes after you do.
6. You’ll diet for weeks leading up to the festival to look good in your outfits. But once you get there, you’ll subsist exclusively off of food that looks like this.
