10. There will be group selfies. Lots and lots of group selfies. They’ll start out cute, but by the end of the day you’ll look like you’ve been splashing around in a kiddie pool of stale beer, urine, and used condoms. Because you basically have been.
11. You’ll laugh at the kids who get dropped off by their parents. Later on, you’ll see them so f***ed up, they're practically on another planet.
12. The weather will refuse to cooperate. But hey, one man's shitty day is another's impromptu mud wrestling match.
