13. You’ll become besties with a person in your group that you didn’t know that well before. And you’ll exchange numbers with a person you meet in the port-o-potty line. Basically, everyone who’s not blocking your view or standing on your toes is your new favorite person. Just like everyone standing in front of you is now your mortal enemy.
14. You’ll stake out a spot hours ahead of time for the band you wanted to see most, and at the last minute, a group of two-headed giants (aka girls on shoulders) will show up and ruin it for you.
15. You’ll see a celeb while you’re waiting to buy beer. 50/50 odds it’s a supermodel, 50/50 odds it’s someone super random… like Danny Devito.
