16. You’ll wait in line for 20 minutes to pay $10 for warm, shitty beer. You’ll get two because you don’t want to wait again, but having both hands full will end up being so annoying that you’ll chug one on the spot. You’ll then spend the next hour dreading the now-unavoidable trip to the port-o-potty.
17. You will see someone you haven’t talked to in years, while you’re both in a highly questionable state. It will be awkward for both of you.
18. You’ll have no choice but to sleep uncomfortably close to a couple having sex…
