22. And you’ll see total strangers become sexual partners right before your eyes.
23. That one friend who always gets lost will get lost. When you see them again, they’ll remember nothing. But one weeks later, when all the videos get posted, you’ll spot them chilling backstage with one of the headliners, and they’ll officially have the most epic story of all time.
24. Your phone will die, no matter what you do. And it will die at the worst possible time. But hey, at least you didn’t drop it into the port-o-potty.
