4. Canadian Town Issues Noise Warning to Mother of Children Playing Outside
“Noise warning”? Jesus, how many kids does this woman have? And by chance are her “children” full-grown adults who just happened to drink one too many brewskis?
5. Guy Steals Beer Truck, Runs Self Over With It
Well that story took a complete 180-degree turn… Good thing he can sleep it off while recovering in the intensive care unit.
6. Man Thinks He Can Reverse Same-Sex Marriage by Fighting to Marry His Laptop
“On this episode of My Strange Addiction…”
