27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

7. Google is Trying to Cover Up Evidence that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

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It wouldn’t be the first time Google tried to make a shady statement about a politician.

 

8. McDonald’s Customer Accused of Putting Soda in Water Cup Charged with Robbery

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If that’s the case, then rest assured all teenagers and a majority of young adults need to get locked up IMMEDIATELY.

 

9. F.B.I. Says Killing Man Was Justified, But Not Shooting His Tire

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Sorry, “justified?” Since when did America revert back to the Wild West?

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.