10. John Kasich Hints He Ate Pizza With a Fork for Attention
Kasich, Kasich, Kasich… Too bad it didn't really work.
11. ‘Tiger Whisperer' Mauled to Death at Florida Zoo
While not surprising, it's definitely ironic.
12. US Town's Entire Police Department Quits in One Day
This really makes us wonder what the next day's headline was.