10. John Kasich Hints He Ate Pizza With a Fork for Attention

Kasich, Kasich, Kasich… Too bad it didn't really work.
11. ‘Tiger Whisperer' Mauled to Death at Florida Zoo

While not surprising, it's definitely ironic.
12. US Town's Entire Police Department Quits in One Day

This really makes us wonder what the next day's headline was.