27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

10. John Kasich Hints He Ate Pizza With a Fork for Attention

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Kasich, Kasich, Kasich… Too bad it didn’t really work. 

 

11. ‘Tiger Whisperer’ Mauled to Death at Florida Zoo

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While not surprising, it’s definitely ironic. 

 

12. US Town’s Entire Police Department Quits in One Day

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This really makes us wonder what the next day’s headline was. 

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.