16. Bug-Killing Spray Ignites House, Cockroaches Survive

Yup, your worst nightmare has come to life.
17. Toddler Found Playing Inside Toy Claw Machine

The real question is, how many quarters did the parents have to spend to win their baby back?
18. Trump, Hitler Among Nominations to Rename Robert E. Lee Elementary

Keep Austin Weird? Sure. But make Austin this weird? We’ll pass.