27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

16. Bug-Killing Spray Ignites House, Cockroaches Survive

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Yup, your worst nightmare has come to life.

 

17. Toddler Found Playing Inside Toy Claw Machine

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The real question is, how many quarters did the parents have to spend to win their baby back?

 

18. Trump, Hitler Among Nominations to Rename Robert E. Lee Elementary

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Keep Austin Weird? Sure. But make Austin this weird? We’ll pass.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.