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27 Times The Real-Life News Was Crazier Than ‘The Onion’

19. Midwife rides inflatable swan through flood to deliver baby

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The kid hasn’t even been born yet and he already has the best story. Some people get all the luck. 

 

20. Dog Reportedly Shoots Toledo Pizza Delivery Man

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We knew dogs didn’t like delivery people, but… 

 

21. PayPal to Hold All-Male Panel on Gender Equality in the Workplace

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Facepalm. 

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.