22. Man Finds Burglar, Chases Him to Pub and then Buys Him a Pint as they Wait for Police

Clearly, British politeness knows no bounds.
23. Oops, Donald Trump Accidentally Says 7-Eleven Instead of 9/11

And just think – this is one of his least embarrassing slip-ups.
24. Woman, 34, Accused of Posing as High School Student for 7 Months

Damn, we need to cop this woman’s Master of Disguise skills. And here we were trying to pretend we were of ~legal drinking age~ when we were 16 years old.