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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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(830): I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.

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(414): My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to the ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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(816): It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister. (1-816): Probably is probably an understatement.

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(570): Her roommates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!

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(631): Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.