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27 Women Share the Craziest Things They’ve Done to Guys Who Couldn’t Take the Hint

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Broke his wrist. My dad was a bouncer and taught me how to get out of a wrist hold and er, twist it back on them in a painful manner. I didn’t realize how easily bones could break given the right circumstances until then.

18.

This guy I was dating was sleeping over (because he lived a few hours away) but I told him beforehand I wasn’t ready to have sex yet. Yet when we were in bed he started kissing and groping me and trying to get of my clothes. I told him no several times but he kept going. So I kneed him as hard as I could in his groin. He doubled over backwards. Then I wrapped the sheets around him while he was still in fetus-mode holding his crotch howling, and started dragging him out of my room, I used the sheets because he weight around 200lbs and I weigh 110lbs. I lived in studenthousing on the fourth floor. So I dragged him out to the hallway and rolled him of the stairs by letting go of one side of the sheet. It was really funny actually. Just picture it, this tall naked guy rolling down the stairs, howling and grabbing his crotch while this little (5’2) girl is standing on the top of the stairs laughing like a maniac.

19.

Was at a bar with a bunch of friends. We decided to leave because it was stupidly crowded, and we all started going single-file past the bar to squeeze between people. One a**wipe at the bar was grabbing each lady’s a** as they walked by, laughing when people told him off. As I went past he reached for mine and I punched him hard right in the d*ck. F*cking tool.

20.

I was at a party, and this guy kept hitting on me and making all kinds of sexual advances, despite my telling him no. He finally pulled me into a hallway, pushed me up against a wall, and tried to kiss me while forcing his hand down my pants. I put my foot behind his ankle, pushed him to the ground, and kicked him in the ribs until someone heard the ruckus and pulled me off him. I left immediately, and found out later that I had cracked two of his ribs. I didn’t feel bad for one second, and I still don’t.

21.

I pulled a sword on a guy! My roommates in college had a party and several people crashed in our living room that night. One guy thought sneaking into my room would get him laid. He was wrong. The situation started to escalate until he understood I would stab him with my katana.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.